It's like the apocalypse came, only instead of nuclear bombs and zombies, Mike gets school participation, gay thoughts and mothereffin' cheerleaders. Mike Tate's junior year was going to be awesome. It was all about rocking out with his crappy garage band, drinking cheap beer with his best friends, and hanging with his girlfriend, Lisa. Then Lisa breaks up with him, and Mike is only a little sad, because they'll stay friends and he never knew what to do with her boobs anyway. But when he finds out why she dumped him, it leads to some truly spectacular Awkward Moments - and a mind-blowing realization. S.J.Goslee's debut YA novel brings together a standout voice, a hilariously honest send-up of sex and sexuality, and enough f-bombs to make your mom blush.